No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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