soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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