i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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