Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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