You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Don't EVER smell your tampon
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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