U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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