You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
this hospital has no fireball
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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