I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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