The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She needs sedatives and a leash
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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