is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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