I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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