Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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