when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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