Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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