Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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