Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
and she was petting her beer can
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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