Whatcha textin bout Willis?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have fence marks all over my body
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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