Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
There r osticjed everywhere
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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