Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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