epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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