I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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