Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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