Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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