Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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