I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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