so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
