Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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