K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
