This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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