Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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