my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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