When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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