that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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