She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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