I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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