Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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