So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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