The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Randomize
