OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize