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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Bea Arthur died yesterday

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  You shut your stupid mouth

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  Betty White is next, I just know it.

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  Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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• (585): View more from New York

  So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I wanna throw up and cum in that order

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• (619): View more from California

  Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.

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• (518): View more from New York

  do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He just started dry humping the air... I'm done

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