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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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awkward

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no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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(309): so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school (1-309): awkward (309): no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/y6uz

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do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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(805): do you think they make care bear costumes for cats? http://tfl.nu/vj5d

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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.

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(919): Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman. http://tfl.nu/6efe

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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.

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(612): Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks. http://tfl.nu/s0b7

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(703): View more from Virginia

How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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(703): How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist http://tfl.nu/hzre

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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(407): Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ? http://tfl.nu/brtl

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(716): View more from New York

she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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(716): she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you" http://tfl.nu/sv8k

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(914): View more from New York

i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school

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oh right the one that ends on your bed

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(914): i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school (1-914): oh right the one that ends on your bed http://tfl.nu/wrnw

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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(305): you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store http://tfl.nu/0ult

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(480): View more from Arizona

New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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(480): New game: find the sober person in Tbell http://tfl.nu/sv6g

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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?

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(513): Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car? http://tfl.nu/e1cd

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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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(719): I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from. http://tfl.nu/jlyb

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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.

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(+61): only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday. http://tfl.nu/rzvd

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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.

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(208): The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med. http://tfl.nu/j1ow

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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."

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(973): Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel." http://tfl.nu/he4q

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