You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.