Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(646): View more from New York

Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(318): View more from Louisiana

When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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(914): View more from New York

If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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(872): View more from Illinois

i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.

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(347): View more from New York

I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something

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