Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.

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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.

(440): View more from Ohio

...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.

(513): View more from Ohio

That was a text you sent me last night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?

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(407): View more from Florida

She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.

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(925): View more from California

Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard

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