Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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