You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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