We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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