So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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