remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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