She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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