So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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