so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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