I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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