don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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