The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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