I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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