People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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