Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just high enough for therapy.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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