Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.