How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.